The Resume of
Barbara Cowie

Welcome to my world! Be like Columbus and explore but please, no slaughtering of the indigenous people or appropriation of natural resources.

Fat Barbie Doll Fantasies

The real Barbie doll is 42 now, how can she still look like an 18 year old? Come check out the 2001 Barbie and see her latest photo spread at Fat Barbie Doll Fantasies. (Warning: she's not really a happy camper anymore!)

The Love Shack

Discover the gruesome details of my life, my run-ins with several Mr.Wrongs and my not quite active search for Mr.Right at The Love Shack. Even if you don't care about me, the graphics are cute and you can surf away with a kiss!

How to Lose Your Lover

Baffled by the opposite sex? Me too, but that won't stop me from giving you advice! Check out Barbwyrz' manual How to Lose Your Lover. Comes in two versions for bisexuals... errr... I mean... both sexes.

The Page of Pain

Ever longed for the man that always says the perfect thing? Well come see him at Mistress Barbie's Page of Pain! I trained him myself. Only those with a twisted sense of humour or in search of an occupational change need visit. (I'm kidding, I'm kidding!)

Resume Link

I'm Barb, I live in Toronto and I've been an E.S.L. (English as a second language) instructor for the past 13 years. New professional challenges are welcome so feel free to take a look at my resume. (Will the excitement never stop!)