BARBWYRZ' WEB Barb's World Mistress Barbie's Page of Pain!! The Love Shack How to Lose Your Lover Fat Barbie Doll Fantasies The Resume of Barbara Cowie

This hat weighs a ton. It's lucky I've got strong neck muscles and this parasol to keep myself balanced upright, otherwise I just might tip over like a bowling pin. This is a real pain but I need money so badly. Imagine Ken getting the Dream House, the Corvette, the Camper and then me having to pay him palimony on top of all that! I've gotta go back to court and renegotiate that settlement, I really picked the wrong lawyer. I better phone Liz Taylor and see who she used. I knew I should never have broken up with G.I. Joe. But nnoooo I had to have a pretty boy, damn it! I wonder what Joe is doing these days... last I heard, he was in the WWF. If I knew then what I know now... ahh, who am I kidding, I probably STILL would have made some stupid choices. Live and learn, live and learn...

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