The Resume of
Barbara Cowie

What is it with the world? A woman gets older, has a couple of kids, packs on some pounds and the modeling offers dry up! And that a-hole Ken, running off with Skipper, claiming I'm not the same woman he fell in love with. I got fat having his kids. Who is he to talk! Does he think he's fooling anyone with those hair plugs, pectoral implants and unlimited Viagra prescriptions?

Okay, I better include something to show everyone that I still have a romantic side... I know... the Rapunzel schtick........