BARBWYRZ' WEB Barb's World Mistress Barbie's Page of Pain!! The Love Shack How to Lose Your Lover Fat Barbie Doll Fantasies The Resume of Barbara Cowie

Gotta keep my gut sucked in... hurry up and take the picture for god's sake! Maybe I could put together some kind of Vegas act that includes some partially clad cabana boy types, hhhmmmm. I would hate to debase myself that way but people keep buying that fake Barbie that's out now and I'm losing residuals. She's all of 18. How many times a day does she have to throw up to stay that thin? I guess Kate Moss is giving her pointers. And those boobs! There's enough silicone for FOUR sets of breasts, but the rest of her looks like a twig. Hey everybody, the real Barbie is middle-aged, fat and has droopy boobs! Do people still believe that there was only one Lassie as well? What should be next... something classical looking, maybe Grecian.........

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