The Resume of
Barbara Cowie

Have you heard about these women who are having repeated plastic surgeries in an attempt to look like Barbie dolls? Unbelievable! Forget the surgery, liposuction and bulemia, I EARNED these pounds. Was I ever born in the wrong century.

I've got to drum up some more contracts to pay for my kids' university. Let's see, what other costume should I pose in? I know...the Hollywood glamour look......